February 2012
Oscars? What Oscars?
fuckyeaharcticmonkeys:
Arctic Monkeys just released a new song. With a video.
Everything else doesn’t matter now.
me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
when you're on your period...
uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
me: why
Reading Mockingjay.
capitolgoods:
Expectations:
Reality:
